Why are we so in love with that fugly blend of mustard yellow and pea green?

To tentimesmore, because I can’t figure out how to respond to your response:

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Seriously, though, yeah, we do seem to be. I call for a full boycott and a picket line outside of ModCloth and American Apparel.  Possible signs include: “WE DEMAND FULL REPRESENTATION OF THE COLOR SPECTRUM!”  ”DOWN WITH SHADOWY HUES!”  ”NO MUSTARD YELLOW!  KEEP THE 70’S BEHIND US!”  ”KEEP BABY POOP IN BABY BEHINDS, NOT IN CLOTHING DYES!”  Accepting submissions for further anti-mustard-yellow clothing slogans.